Watch No Happy Beginnings (2026) Official Trailer

It’s not about where they’re going. It’s about what they’re avoiding

Jared has never felt seen on his birthday, and Ted is still healing from a recent breakup. After a lame birthday celebration the previous night, in a misguided attempt to lift their spirits, they follow a shady tip to a “happy ending” massage parlor. Caught between impulse and introspection, they question whether they’re chasing relief or running from reality.