Watch Garchaster's Cornblade (2026) Official Trailer
0 / 10 IMDb August 16, 2026 1h 49m
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
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Runtime
1h 49m
Release Date
August 16, 2026
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Status
In Production
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Lyndsie Jane Earle
as Stone
Kasper Meltedhair
as Tarsia
Brewce Longo
as Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Donald Farmer
as Donald Farmer
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Andy Heck Boyd
as Gorgas Mordpan
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Carrie Phillips
as Ozra
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Matt Minter
as Scary Fairy Ta
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X Menzak
as Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
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Dogfood Williams
as Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
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Mary Faust
as Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
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Michelle Wanhala
as Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
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Nicholas DeGideo
as Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
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Emily Kaldenbaugh
as Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member
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Eli Elliot
as Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member
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Brad Ulrey
as Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale
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Logan Lyons
as Dead Cult Member
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Motor Oil
as Donald Farmer The Mouse
Josh Christensen
as DJ Giant Microwave
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Ion Birch
as Zantir
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Del Worshim
as Zurthaf
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